Year 10
Sims Pompeii; The Computer Game Instructions
23/04/2009 18:29
If the creators of the hugely successful computer game franchise "The Sims" ever want to create a Roman equivalent, here's the instruction manual.
Welcome to Sims Pompeii!
Expansion packs include:
- Sims Pompeii: Cogidubnus' Orgy Party [18]
- Sims Pompeii: Nuntius...
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Ode To The Drama Stud
22/04/2009 17:18
To explain; the sign saying "Drama Studio" became "Drama Stud" after someone scratched off the "i" and "o". We came to love and appreciate this sign, but then they fixed it. This is for the Drama Stud sign.
You were just a humble sign
A rare mistake in a grammar school divine
Your...
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Ode To PE
22/04/2009 17:17
Jen shows her disdain for physical exercise in a little ditty.
The ball, it stings and hurts your hands
It’s not exactly Disneyland
Tony Blair* please ban PE
If you were here then you would see
Gym’s boring and so is dance
All the teachers are lesbians**
I hate PE.
Netball...
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Fame School, episode 8
22/04/2009 12:30
End of the series. Mushroom Pate get all rebelly and escape confinement so they can play at the talent show, Emily and Mark get it on, and Jen concludes her indecision. In fact, I never got round to tying up the loose ends because I cba'd to do a second...
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Fame School, episode 7
22/04/2009 12:27
Mushroom Pate and Paris Hilton are banned from the talent show, the Pavements stand up for themselves, and Jen's bessie is all lovelorn.
Previously. On Fame School.
Lohan: I, like, totally saw that freaky wannabe blonde Gwen making out with that serious rock freak Bill John!
Armstrong: It's...
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Fame School, episode 6
22/04/2009 12:18
Jen's best friend comes to town, Billie Joe and Gwen get it on, Jen is even MORE confused about which rock god she should date, and Mushroom Pate decide what song to sing for the competition.
Previously. On Fame School.
Stefani: You're such an insensitive bastard!
Armstrong: Is it that time...
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Fame School, episode 5
22/04/2009 12:17
Jen and Mikey are dealing with the fall out from the awkward date, and Gwen quits the band due to romantic differences.
Previously. On Fame School.
Harris: G'day, g'day, Skippy the Austraaaaaalian bush kengaroo!
Class: *W. T. F.????*
Harris: Let's paint pictures and eat by the barbie! I'm...
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Fame School, episode 4
22/04/2009 12:12
Today, Rolf Harris is taking the class as a supply teacher and Paris sees Jen as a potential threat. Jen makes up her mind about which of the Devastatingly Gorgeous Rock Gods to go out with.
Fame School. Episode 4.
Hilton: Rolf Harris? WTF?
Pitt: *Is that the dude with the beard and the...
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Fame School, episode 3
22/04/2009 12:06
In this installment of Fame School, the entire class are in detention and Jen becomes the class babe. The use of the phrase "burger brain" is also pioneered for the first time.
Fame School. Episode 3.
Clooney: Welcome to DETENTION, class. Aniston, Cruise, der Bende,...
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Fame School, episode 2
22/04/2009 11:57
In episode 2, the class attempts to have a nice discussion about the impending talent show, and inevitably results in havoc and chaos due to the bitchy nature of the students. Welcome to Hollywood...
Clooney: Why hello again children...
Spears: I'm not a girl, not yet a woman....
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