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         <title><![CDATA[Her Best Sunday Dress]]></title>
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         <description><![CDATA[One of those generic "My mother is a prostitute" stories.&#160;
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“Would you like to order, madam?” That was the moment it all changed. The idyll of suburban life, and my exquisitely trivial existence, was undone by a kebab and a cheeseburger – no burger sauce, but excesses of bloody tomato ketchup.
&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160; Mother, take a bow. If you’d decided to vanquish the steak and kidney pie in the microwave that night, instead of plaintively...]]></description>
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         <title><![CDATA[The Bird]]></title>
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         <description><![CDATA[A short story-thingy about an eccentric dreamer/weirdo stalker on the London Underground. Your call.
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&#160;There's a dull swoop as the wingless bird carries off its prey. I see the eyes of the victims peering through its endless belly; not quite knowing where they're going, slightly dazed by the stifling stuffiness, nauseously excited as it takes off again, flying through the ground. Just another morning on the Underground.

&#160;I'm like a spy. I can see you. You could be a banker, in...]]></description>
         <pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 21:09:00 +0200</pubDate>
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         <title><![CDATA[Jargonised Country House lyrics]]></title>
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         <description><![CDATA[&#160;A jargonised&#160;version of Blur's popular song Country House, re-written to celebrate the existence of Britpop.
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City dweller, successful feller,
Habitual of the urban lifestyle, a gentleman of great individual achievement,
Thought to himself, “Whoops, I’ve got a lot of money”
Considered privately in the realms of his internal thinking organ, “Alas, I have an overly grand collection of personal riches”
Caught in the rat race, terminally
Trapped in such a way that he is unable to...]]></description>
         <pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 19:48:00 +0200</pubDate>
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         <title><![CDATA[Live Through This]]></title>
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         <description><![CDATA[&#160;A random&#160;short piece of fiction,&#160;with Courtney Love as the narrator circa 1994. I got bored and thought I'd write through the eyes of my idol...
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&#160;It's all over. My life, edged in tired newspaper, stares out blearily at me; the fuzzy black print lined with memories of what has been before me.
&#160;The radio chimes its tinny pop sirens, the trivialities of the lyrics almost an insult to my sorrow, and so my heart beats it out with songs of despair.
&#160;I'd seen it...]]></description>
         <pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 19:33:00 +0200</pubDate>
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         <title><![CDATA[Tamsyn's Birthday Poem]]></title>
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         <description><![CDATA[&#160;A poem composed for Tamsyn's birthday, revealing the sordid details of her warped fantasies.
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Tamsyn loves so many people
She shares her love around,
When she could not have the Apples
Rick A was her rebound
She thinks that Guru kissed a guy
And that he really liked it...
If she got too close to Rivers C
Then she would have a fit!!
It's not just people that she likes
The Shout Dog turns her on
Her legs turn to JELLY
When she hears the Sweater Song...
She wants to marry a German
And...]]></description>
         <pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 19:32:00 +0200</pubDate>
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         <title><![CDATA[Lucy's Birthday Poem]]></title>
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         <description><![CDATA[&#160;A poem composed for Lucy's birthday, depicting her as a mental and carniverous lion with many paramours. Fortunately, it's quite true to life.
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Lucy is a stoner egg,
She is quite confused
She always tosses back her hair
When she is amused.
She has a deep and ingrained love
For God and Surd and Podge
But none of these can quite compare
To her huge love of ROJJ.
She'd like a big strip of a cow
To cover it in gravy,
Any time you spend with Lucy
Is always slightly rave-y
"ALLO!" she...]]></description>
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         <title><![CDATA[Top Gear: The Musical; New Version! - Scenes 1 - 5]]></title>
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         <description><![CDATA[&#160;A musical that Jen began many moons ago has been edited to keep the funny bits and give it a better "flow". Jen claims the original was written "when the Muses were not with her". Right. Ok then.
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Top Gear; The Musical – Part 1
THE NEW VERSION
By Jen der Bende
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Scene 1 - The School Playground
[in one corner of the playground, there is a small fat boy sitting by himself. He is slagging off - to himself - everything and everyone in the playground.]
Clarkson: Stupid boys, stupid...]]></description>
         <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 12:15:00 +0200</pubDate>
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         <title><![CDATA[A Letter To Mrs Savage-Rumbaugh, from Jen and Tamsyn]]></title>
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         <description><![CDATA[Jen and&#160;Tamsyn write a letter to their psychologist idol, Sue Savage-Rumbaugh, famous in their minds for biting monkeys and having a very shoutable surname.
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To: Savage-Rumbaugh
Mad Monkey Farm
America
From: The front row on the left in psychology
TGS
England

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Dear Mrs Savage-RUMBAUUUUUUUUUGH,
You make our psychology lessons classic. Your mental, kinky monkey games (such as biting monkeys) and rumbaughcious surname are the sunshine in our lives. You're also well fit...]]></description>
         <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2009 12:40:00 +0200</pubDate>
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         <title><![CDATA[Britain, 23rd April 2009: A Poem About The Recession]]></title>
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&#160;Jen is in a thoughtful mood on St George's Day 2009.

City slicker, arse licker,
Leading the procession -
The firing line of the recession
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Banks folding, head balding,
Briefcase cuts through riot lines -
He's a hero of our times
Prices crashing, FTSE flashing,
Red for stop. Red for danger.
Tells himself it's nothing major,
Lunch break, great escape,
Staring at a Union Jack -
"Let's bring GREAT Britain back."
What a pearl, change the world,
Couple of minutes later,
He gets...]]></description>
         <pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 19:34:00 +0200</pubDate>
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         <title><![CDATA[Doctor Dave; episode 4 - "Idiot Killed The Radio Star Part 2"]]></title>
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         <description><![CDATA[&#160;&#160;Stuck in Middle Earth with Jen, Keith and the entire crowd at Glastonbury, Dave has to use his brain/ears to escape and return to his beloved Tardis back in the galaxy of Somasett. Unfortunately, Sauron and his assassin Gollum aren't so keen.

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Scene 1: Middle Earth
Dave: [annoyed49] Well done, JEN. If we’d left when I said, we could have avoided this!!
Jen: Ooh... OOH... ahh... KEITH!!
Dave: [REALLY annoyed50] Do you not care at ALL?
Jen: Excuse ME for wanting to enjoy...]]></description>
         <pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 18:18:00 +0200</pubDate>
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