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         <title><![CDATA[Sims Pompeii; The Computer Game Instructions]]></title>
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         <description><![CDATA[&#160;&#160;If the creators of the hugely successful computer game franchise "The Sims" ever want to create a Roman equivalent, here's the instruction manual.
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Welcome to Sims Pompeii!
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Expansion packs include:
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- Sims Pompeii: Cogidubnus' Orgy Party [18]
- Sims Pompeii: Nuntius Patius [PG]
- Sims Pompeii: Nuntius Patius; Maior, Longussimi et Undelivered (bigger, longer and undelivered) [18]
- Sims Pompeii: Nox Erat [15]
- Sims Pompeii: Subito, Secundus Nox Erat: The...]]></description>
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         <title><![CDATA[Ode To The Drama Stud]]></title>
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         <description><![CDATA[To explain; the sign saying "Drama Studio" became "Drama Stud" after someone scratched off the "i" and "o". We came to love and appreciate this sign, but then they fixed it. This is for the Drama Stud sign.
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You were just a humble sign
A rare mistake in a grammar school divine
Your amusement was somewhat shameless
Accessorised with my gayness
Why did they take you away for repair?
Unscrewed you harshly, without a care
They humiliated your studly air
Oh, how we miss your being...]]></description>
         <pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 17:18:00 +0200</pubDate>
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         <title><![CDATA[Ode To PE]]></title>
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         <description><![CDATA[&#160;Jen shows her disdain for physical exercise in a little ditty.
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The ball, it stings and hurts your hands
It’s not exactly Disneyland
Tony Blair* please ban PE
If you were here then you would see
Gym’s boring and so is dance
All the teachers are lesbians**
I hate PE.
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Netball sucks, hockey is gay
Run off to the fields so you can play
Football***, rugby, rounders too
Bossy teacher we hate you
Basketball’s crap what is the point?
I think I’ve broken all my joints
So I hate...]]></description>
         <pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 17:17:00 +0200</pubDate>
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         <title><![CDATA[Fame School, episode 8]]></title>
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End of the series. Mushroom Pate get all rebelly and escape confinement so they can play at the talent show, Emily and Mark get it on,&#160;and Jen concludes her indecision. In fact,&#160;I never&#160;got round to tying up the&#160;loose ends because I cba'd to do a second series...&#160;
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Previously. On Fame School.
M Way: Want me to help you make your decision?
der Bende: How would you do that?
M Way: Like this...
Frost: I think I have a crush on Mark.
der Bende: Ah. I see. That...]]></description>
         <pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 12:30:00 +0200</pubDate>
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         <title><![CDATA[Fame School, episode 7]]></title>
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         <description><![CDATA[Mushroom Pate and Paris Hilton are banned from the talent show, the Pavements stand up for themselves, and Jen's bessie is all lovelorn.
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Previously. On Fame School.
Lohan: I, like, totally saw that freaky wannabe blonde Gwen making out with that serious rock freak Bill John!
Armstrong: It's BILLIE JOE! Wait... wtf??????????????
Hoppus: You and Gwen are getting it on???????????????
Hoppus: So if I kissed you now, that'd be your first kiss...
der Bende: Yep, that's a pretty fair...]]></description>
         <pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 12:27:00 +0200</pubDate>
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         <title><![CDATA[Fame School, episode 6]]></title>
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         <description><![CDATA[Jen's best friend comes to town, Billie Joe and Gwen get it on, Jen is even MORE confused about which rock god she should date, and Mushroom Pate decide what song to sing for the competition.
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Previously. On Fame School.
Stefani: You're such an insensitive bastard!
Armstrong: Is it that time of the-
Stefani: Oh f*** off! I QUIT THE BAND!
Bergen: Mr Clooney, a late arrival for your class... from England... knows der Bende...
Frost: Hi, my name is Emily Frost, I've just moved from...]]></description>
         <pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 12:18:00 +0200</pubDate>
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         <title><![CDATA[Fame School, episode 5]]></title>
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         <description><![CDATA[Jen and Mikey are dealing with the fall out from the awkward date, and Gwen quits the band due to romantic differences.
&#160;
Previously. On Fame School.
Harris: G'day, g'day, Skippy the Austraaaaaalian bush kengaroo!
Class: *W. T. F.????*
Harris: Let's paint pictures and eat by the barbie! I'm Rolf Harris!
Stefani: I'm in love with Mark and if you go anywhere near him, I'll set my Japanese girls on you.
der Bende: Oh no. Everything just got a little bit worse.
Stefani: Hey boys... and what...]]></description>
         <pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 12:17:00 +0200</pubDate>
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         <title><![CDATA[Fame School, episode 4]]></title>
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         <description><![CDATA[Today, Rolf Harris is taking the class as a supply teacher and Paris sees Jen as a potential threat. Jen makes up her mind about which of the Devastatingly Gorgeous Rock Gods to go out with.
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Fame School. Episode 4.
Hilton: Rolf Harris? WTF?
Pitt: *Is that the dude with the beard and the paintbrush?*
Aniston: Is that the man with the beard and the paintbrush?
Clooney: Sure is.
der Bende: You're telling me ROLF HARRIS is a supply teacher here?
Clooney: He teaches art, and seeing as no one...]]></description>
         <pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 12:12:00 +0200</pubDate>
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         <title><![CDATA[Fame School, episode 3]]></title>
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         <description><![CDATA[In this installment&#160;of Fame School, the entire class are in detention and Jen&#160;becomes the&#160;class&#160;babe. The use of the phrase "burger brain" is also pioneered for the first time.
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Fame School. Episode 3.
Clooney: Welcome to DETENTION, class. Aniston, Cruise, der Bende, Gates, Holmes, Martin and Witherspoon, this appears to be your first detention. Mr Cruise, stop crying!
Cruise: Uhhhhhhhhh, but I've never had a detention and my mom is going to blow!
Black: You mean she...]]></description>
         <pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 12:06:00 +0200</pubDate>
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         <title><![CDATA[Fame School, episode 2]]></title>
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         <description><![CDATA[In episode 2,&#160;the class attempts to have a nice discussion about the impending talent show, and inevitably results in havoc and chaos due to the bitchy nature of the students. Welcome to Hollywood...
&#160;
Clooney: Why hello again children...
Spears: I'm not a girl, not yet a woman. Ooh.
Federline: BOOOOOOO.
Clooney: Shut up Federline, you imbecile.
Federline: HUH?
Clooney: Exactly. Now, what is everyone doing for the talent show? How about you, Miss Spears?
Spears: I'm going to mime to a...]]></description>
         <pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 11:57:00 +0200</pubDate>
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