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      <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 13:14:00 +0200</pubDate>
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         <title><![CDATA[Pixie Nursery Rhymes]]></title>
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Some lovingly-crafted nursery rhymes, re-written to express&#160;our deep "love" for&#160;Pixie.
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OLD MOTHER HUBBARD - BONY MOTHER TUBBARD
Bony Mother Tubbard
Sat in a cupboard
And had a very large nose
The baby in it,
Was a chav, like, innit
And watched as it grows
Like Sam Jr but not as big
Becci sawed it in half with a stick
At Mavis's Skip Surgery Clinic!!!
OR
Pixie's nose; the baby in it
Is unborn but a chav, like, innit!
Then out of the nose
The baby explodes
At Mavi's...]]></description>
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         <title><![CDATA[Bennett Ben's Handy Cup Size Approximation Guide]]></title>
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         <description><![CDATA[The self-styled Master of Genitaaalia predicts cup sizes. A useful guide for all boys.
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If the girl... says you're fit - 32F
If the girl... says you're a minger - 40AA
If the girl... licks a lollipop in a suggestive way - 30JJ
If the girl (crosses out) boy... is Jennifer Steadman - 92A-
If the girl... says you are gay - 60AA
If the girl... gives you SBS - 28ZZ
If the girl... prefers that drippy blonde haired, sticky out eared boy to you, the Master Of Genitalia - 100A--------
If the...]]></description>
         <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 13:12:00 +0200</pubDate>
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         <title><![CDATA[Get Naked, by the Steadman children]]></title>
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         <description><![CDATA[A song&#160;of which the chorus was written&#160;by Jen's little brother Andrew... who was 10 at the time and did not know what sex was. Intended to be sung by Arsene Wenger (don't ask why).
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All my ladies, when you see me, you will
GET NAKED
All my ladies, when you want me, you will
GET HOT
All my ladies, when you feel me, you will
GET SWEATY
Do my ladies want me, or
DO THEY NOT?
&#160;
I is the queen of the disco baby
I is on top of the world
I is the king of the sexy sexy
I is looking...]]></description>
         <pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2009 16:08:00 +0200</pubDate>
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         <title><![CDATA[Horoscopes by Jen, Resident Astrologer]]></title>
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         <description><![CDATA[&#160;Jen becomes astrologer for a day.
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The Blob 19th April - 3rd May
You are an extremely strange person who has a crush on a minging celebrity. A revelation will occur when trying to hack someone's computer account and you will prevail if you keep trying. Someone with a large nose will leave you alone soon.


The Gerbil 4th May - 18th May
You are uncool, smart and irritating. Go you! The person of your dreams does like you, and he is forced into denial by his "friends". However. They...]]></description>
         <pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 18:39:00 +0200</pubDate>
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         <title><![CDATA[The Wicked Sponge - A Latin Fairy Tale [with translation]]]></title>
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         <description><![CDATA[&#160;A story I had to write in Latin about a wicked sponge called Fred who stole a woman called Ursula. Ursula's boyf was not happy.&#160;The&#160;grammatical accuracy is&#160;debatable, but I was in year 9. I didn't know what the genitive case was!!&#160;
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Once upon a time, there was a wicked sponge called Fred.
Semel e tempus, quam erat scelestius spongia appellavit Fred.
He was lonely and wanted a wife.
Erat solatque voluit uxor.
So one morning he saw a beautiful woman called...]]></description>
         <pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 18:15:00 +0200</pubDate>
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         <title><![CDATA['A Year' Poem]]></title>
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         <description><![CDATA[A rhyming account of&#160;a year in the life of Jen der Bende.&#160;
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January.
Trudging through the newborn snow
Melting it as we go on our way to school
Even the snowman stops and smirks
Green bobble hats aren’t so cool.
February.
Valentine’s day! Cupid reigns,
Over tacky delights in stores
Lovers, have forgotten the date
Need gifts for their adored.
March.
The sparrow sings to remind us it’s spring
But there’s wind, rain and thunder
And the central heating’s turned up so high…
How long...]]></description>
         <pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 18:11:00 +0200</pubDate>
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         <title><![CDATA[The Summer Holidays]]></title>
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         <description><![CDATA[A&#160;poem about the&#160;bittersweet experience of the summer holidays.&#160;
&#160;
When school breaks up,
Celebration is rife amongst
The hordes of overworked children,
And the moaning, groaning teenagers.
Glorious sunshine and blistering heat,
The expectations are high;
But in reality, floods pour from the skies,
Ruining our flip flops in the process.
Going on holiday in the Cornwall sunshine,
A warm, sunny week beckons;
Back in Kent, one week later,
The heavens open once more.
Going down...]]></description>
         <pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 18:09:00 +0200</pubDate>
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         <title><![CDATA[Girl Overboard]]></title>
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         <description><![CDATA[&#160;A proper story, written for English. It got full marks. It's ok, I guess...
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&#160;
Girl Overboard
&#160;
&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160; There are two words that can say a thousand. Her reaction said it all.
&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160; “Oh. Ok.” said Aunt Lizzy, glancing at me and looking at her feet. Roasted by the scorching winds burning me, I felt something...]]></description>
         <pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 18:03:00 +0200</pubDate>
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         <title><![CDATA['Banquo's Toasty Ghosty Song' from Macbeth; the Musical]]></title>
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Banquo opens up to the audience about what it's like to be dead, and what sort of things he does as a ghost. Clue; Lady Macbeth undressing.
&#160;
Banquo: I am dead
I hear you cheer
My ghost has set out 
To send you fear.
Lifeless dead corpse
Buried amongst my ghost peers
Since I have died
I have heard no tears
I am dead
But only a little
For when I talk
I can feel my spittle.
&#160;
Oh what a joy to be a ghost!
You can burgle houses and steal people's toast.
I can watch Mrs Macbeth...]]></description>
         <pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 17:27:00 +0200</pubDate>
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         <title><![CDATA['Into The Cauldron; The Witches' Song' - from Macbeth; The Musical]]></title>
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         <description><![CDATA[&#160; We were planning to create Macbeth; the Musical. We never got round to it. But a few of the songs live on. [By the way - I think that the witches were called Hubba, Bubba and George. Which explains who George is.]
&#160;
Witches: Look into my cauldron
Tell me what you see
If you would like
We can sell you a prophecy
One ninety five for a peek
But two pounds fifty for two
And if you look at this one
The King of Scotland will be you!
Yoda we do sound like now
He is a distant relation
Maccy...]]></description>
         <pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 17:24:00 +0200</pubDate>
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